Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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