My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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