everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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