Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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