is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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