What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she looked like the before picture.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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