Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you didnt know i had herpes?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
