did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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