I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
