I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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