Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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