Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Your penis caused this!
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