no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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