Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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