found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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