i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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