Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Who died my cat blue again?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
