i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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