3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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