the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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