Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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