we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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