kristin has been a bad kristin
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
