You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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