He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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