office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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