People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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