sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
that is very illegal...i love you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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