can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Two words: blizzard sex
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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