Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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