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Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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