these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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