You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my shit smells like andre
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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