I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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