then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
