your room smells of hookers.
And success
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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