thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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