Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Randomize
