Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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