you guys were way drunker than both of me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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