I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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