Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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