Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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