So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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