Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Walk of Shame today included voting.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
