Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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