You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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