Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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