that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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