We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Michael Bay diarrhea
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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