Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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