So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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