38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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