i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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